Mobile Billboard With Giant Breasts Causes 500 Accidents In One Day

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Oh boobs. The amount of attention and debate paid to this female body part probably fills up half the internet. And now we’re going to contribute even further to to the database of boobs.

A mobile billboard created by Sarafan Advertising designed to promote the effectiveness of, um, mobile billboards featured a pair of naked breasts cupped by a woman’s hands with a transparent band of green over the nipple area. A headline read, “They Attract.”

And attract they do. There’s not doubt about that. They turn men (and some women) into drooling, explosively horny dogs in heat who will do just about anything they can to get their hands on a pair.

They also cause accidents. Over 500 of them. In one day. In Moscow where 30 of these mobile billboards made their way around a city clearly not as used to or as desensitized to images of bulging female breasts on every street corner.

Reacting to this traffic orgy, police were sent out to round up the trucks and curtail their activities. Drivers involved in the accidents are demanding recompense from the ad agency.

Of the “boobs distract” strategy, a Sarafan Advertising spokesperson said, “We are planning to bring a new advertising format onto the market, encouraging companies to place their ads on the sides of trucks, as we thought this would be a good alternative to putting them on the sides of public transport. We wanted to draw attention to this new format with this campaign. In all cases of accidents, the car owners will receive compensation costs from us that aren’t covered by their insurance.”

Now that’s an expensive ad campaign. But maybe well worth the money. Everyone in Moscow now knows about mobile billboards.

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Denny’s Introduces ‘First-Ever’ Web Series That’s Not First-Ever But Is Kind of Boring

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You’ve gotta love press releases that scream “first ever!” But they are a nice kick in the butt to get off one’s ass and do a little journalistic research. So who’s screaming “first ever”? Erwin Penland is in relationship to new work it’s doing for Denny’s.

Billed as the “first-ever web series,” the animated/claymation work features — in its first outing called Breakfast Clubbin’ — breakfast characters debating the merits of a pancake who is trying to gain entrance to an exclusive nightclub. He’s being denied by Bacon and Sausage who say to Pancake, “As soon as you slathered yourself with whipped cream and chocolate, you became a desert. There’s no desert with breakfast”

Thankfully a dolled-up egg appears to save the day. Because if you “add an =egg to anything, it’s breakfast.”

An additional 7 episodes will be released through the rest of the year, following the cast’s escapades through Halloween, a Bold Coffee emergency and other adventures.

As to that whole “first-ever” thing? Perhaps Erwin Penland hasn’t seen this.

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Have You Seen This Crazy Travel Agency Ad Yet? MUST. WATCH. NOW!

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Who knew? Apparently travel agencies do still exist. If you aren’t one of the almost 1 million people who have viewed this so-bad-it’s-so-good long form ad from Thorne Travel Agency then you need to stop what you are doing this very moment and watch. No, seriously. Drop everything you are doing right now and give this video a watch.

It’s cringe-worthy awesomeness is beyond reproach. You can just see that it was done without the least bit of irony which, of course, is why it’s so horrifically good! And it’s one of those things that upon first view you’re reaction is, “Oh this is totally a joke!” But, no. It’s a real thing.

In the video a group of 8 ladies dressed in matching orange (pink?) dresses and one guy dressed in black with a pink tie strut their stuff down the street as only “regular” people can strut. It’s all set to some dance tune, the name of which escapes me at this moment. But who really cares?

This is PURE GOLD!

And you know now what? Mark my words. Clubs will be showing this video on a routine basis now. Watch for it. OK, probably not but that would be funny.

OK. Go get your groove on now. Oh but before you go, lest you think this is just some stupid ad people will watch and then forget, Shona Thorne, manager of the Scottich travel agency reports the agency has seen a 110% increase in bookings since the video debuted last week.

And, yes, the whole thing is a bit of a spoof on slow-strutting Virgin Atlantic “air hostesses.

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This (No, Really), This (Honestly), This (Seriously) Is the Weirdest (THE WEIRDEST) Life Insurance Ad You Will Ever (EVAR) See

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Well after that headline there’s not much we can write to further our point about this odd Beagle Street Life Insurance ad created by The Corner. It’s like a troll farts and then turns into one of those cute little furry creatures from Gremlims. You know, the movie that had that hot chick from Fast Times at Ridgemont High who took her top off and made Judge Reinhold lose it in the bathroom?

By the way, how’s life these days, Phoebe?

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Subway Thinks Women Should Eat Light So They Can Stay In Shape And Wear Sexy Halloween Costumes

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This is a rare one for Subway. After all, it’s brands like Carl’s Jr. and Agent Provocateur that usually own the sex sells angle. So to see the seemingly conservative Subway get all up in our faces with the Sexy Halloween Costume thing is, to be honest, a bit jarring.

But who are we to get down on a brand for having a bit of harmless fun? Wait, what? Harmless fun? You mean the kind of fun that sets women back 50 years and cements the fact that they’re sex objects?

On the other hand, OH PLEASE! Can’t we all just have a little harmless fun from time to time? After all, what’s more fun than getting all sexy for Halloween? Nothing according to Subway.

But let’s guess. A male creative team came up with this one. And the ladies politely chuckled.

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