Watch This Model’s Boobs Bounce All Over the Place (in Slow Motion) in A Strapless Top…to Sell A Strapless Fitness Tracker

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Fact: Boobs bounce when women run. Fact: Society thinks bouncing boobs are somehow offensive. So what happens when a woman wearing a strapless top jogs along the beach — in slow motion…as Chariots of Fires plays — while her boobs bounce uncontrollably all to sell a “strapless” fitness tracker from TomTom?

The ad gets banned, of course. Somehow, a woman’s natural assets are offensive to some. Perhaps they’ve never taken a course in physics which would have informed them that motion and gravity tend to have an effect on things. Perhaps they fail to realize that boobs are just a natural body part that all women possess that shouldn’t define them any more than the size of one’s finger does.

Alas, breasts have a stigma. They are equated with sex and many feel anything other that well concealed breasts just scream, “I’m a sex object and all I want is sex 24 hours a day, seven days a week.”

And this is why ads with bouncing boobs get banned

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Watch How This Computer Security Brand Explains Its Product Using A Disappearing Go-Go Dancer in Hot Pants

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There are bizarre ads and then there is this ad from Netherlands-based Ziggo which is promoting computer security software. In the ad a seemingly unsuspecting guy in a coffee bar is innocently working on his laptop.

Suddenly, a woman in white Daisy Dukes hops on top of his table and does a little dance.

Watch what happens next.

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A Little Contract Dispute Isn’t Going to Stop This Footballer’s Wife From Stripping Down to Her Undies For Ultimo Lingerie

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And while we’re on the topic of lingerie, here’s yet another ad confirming the apparent fact only super hot women wear lingerie. This ad, for Ultimo, has British model Abbey Clancy sporting several version of the brand’s under things.

It would seem the old adage holds true. If you’ve got it, you might as well flaunt it and that’s just what Clancy’s been doing. This shoot follows other work she’s done for lingerie brands Veet and Scholl.

Interestingly, her appearance in those Veet and Scholl ads has sparked what’s being referred to as “bra wars” and has angered Ultimo big wig Michelle Mone. It seems Clancy did work for other brands while still under contract with Ultimo.

But let’s not let that little kerfuffle get in the way on appreciating Clancy’s stunning beauty.

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Penelope Cruz Is About to Freak Us Out With A New Agent Provocateur Ad

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Last year, Penelope Cruz work with Agent Provocateur to create a dazzling video in which lingerie-clad women frolic about in a mansion as a man wearing sunglasses ogles them while strolling through. In the end, the epic lust-fest is all in the man’s head.

On August 1, Cruz will release her second bit of work for the brand, technically L’Agent by Agent Provocateur, but a teaser gives us a little hint of what’s in store. In this video, we have a bevy of women stripping down to their lingerie while in the middle of the desert. As they do so, a man, seemingly lost, makes his way towards the ladies by crawling on his stomach. And that’s it.

What will the full video reveal? Yet another male fantasy? A long lost photographer in search of his next objectifying lingerie shoot? Yet another reminder that most of us don’t look all that great with our clothes off. Seemingly all will be revealed August 1.

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Penelope Cruz Is About to Freak Us Out With A New Agent Provocateur Ad

Penelope Cruz Is About to Freak Us Out With A New Agent Provocatuer Ad

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Last year, Penelope Cruz work with Agent Provocateur to create a dazzling video in which lingerie-clad women frolic about in a mansion as a man wearing sunglasses ogles them while strolling through. In the end, the epic lust-fest is all in the man’s head.

On August 1, Cruz will release her second bit of work for the brand but a teaser gives us a little hint of what’s in store. In this video, we have a bevy of women stripping down to their lingerie while in the middle of the desert. As they do so, a man, seemingly lost, makes his way towards the ladies by crawling on his stomach. And that’s it.

What will the full video reveal? Yet another male fantasy? A long lost photographer in search of his next objectifying lingerie shoot? Yet another reminder that most of us don’t look all that great with our clothes off. Seemingly all will be revealed August 1.

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